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The Eight Reindeer of the Apocalypse
Tom Holt’s brilliantly funny new novel set in the world of The Portable Door (now a delightful movie starring Patrick Gibson, Sophie Wilde, and Christoph…
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An Orc on the Wild Side
An Orc on the Wild Side is the latest comic masterpiece from one of the funniest writers in fantasy. Winter is coming, so why…
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The Management Style of the Supreme Beings
When the Supreme Being and his son decide that being supreme isn't for them any more, it's inevitable that things get a bit of a…
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The Good, The Bad and The Smug
A new novel from a master of comic fantasy, Tom Holt. Same as the Old Evil, but with better PR.Mordak isn't bad, as far as…
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The Outsorcerer’s Apprentice
A happy workforce, it is said, is a productive workforce. Mmmm.Try telling that to an army of belligerent goblins. Or the Big Bad Wolf. Or…
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When It’s A Jar
Maurice has just killed a dragon with a bread knife. And had his destiny foretold. . . and had his true love spirited away. That's…
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Doughnut
The doughnut is a thing of beauty. A circle of fried doughy perfection. A source of comfort in trying times, perhaps. For Theo Bernstein, however,…
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Valhalla
As everyone knows, when great warriors die, their reward is eternal life in Odin's bijou little residence known as Valhalla. But Valhalla has just changed.…
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May Contain Traces of Magic
A novel set in the magical offices of The Portable Door, now a majorly fantastical film starring Christoph Waltz, Sam Neill, and Miranda Otto. …
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Earth, Air, Fire and Custard
A novel set in the magical offices of The Portable Door, now a majorly fantastical film starring Christoph Waltz, Sam Neill, and Miranda Otto. “Tom…
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The Portable Door
THE PORTABLE DOOR is the first novel set in the magical offices of J. W. Wells. Now a majorly fantastical movie starring Sam Neill, Christoph Waltz,…
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In Your Dreams
A novel set in the magical offices of The Portable Door, now a majorly fantastical film starring Christoph Waltz, Sam Neill, and Miranda Otto. …
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The Better Mousetrap
A novel set in the magical offices of The Portable Door, now a majorly fantastical film starring Christoph Waltz, Sam Neill, and Miranda Otto. “Tom…
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Who’s Afraid of Beowulf
Digging up the remains of an ancient band of Vikings, archaeologist Hildy is astounded when they rise from the dead, bearing an appetite for seagulls,…
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Paint Your Dragon
Sculptress Bianca Wilson is a living legend. St. George is also a legend, but not living. However, when Bianca's sculpture of the patron saint and…
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You Don’t Have to Be Evil to Work Here, But it Helps
A novel set in the magical offices of The Portable Door, now a majorly fantastical film starring Christoph Waltz, Sam Neill, and Miranda Otto. …
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Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Sausages
Polly is a real estate solicitor. She is also losing her mind. Someone keeps drinking her coffee. And talking to her clients. And doing her…
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Blonde Bombshell
The year is 2017. Lucy Pavlov is the CEO of PavSoft Industries, home of a revolutionary operating system that every computer in the world runs…
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The Better Mousetrap
It touches all our lives; our triumphs and tragedies, our proudest achievements, our most traumatic disasters. Alloyed of love and fear, death and fire and…
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Barking
Monsters are roaming the streets of London. Of course, some monsters are scarier than others:Unicorns? No bother.Vampires? Big deal.Werewolves? Ho hum.Lawyers? ... Aaargh!Duncan's boss doesn't…
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You Don’t Have to be Evil to Work Here, But it Helps
Colin Hollinghead is a young man going nowhere fast. Working for his dad might have seemed like a good idea at the time, but starting…
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Earth, Air, Fire and Custard
J.W. Wells seemed to be a respectable establishment, but the company now paying Paul Carpenter's salary is in fact a deeply sinister organisation with a…